10 ways to know you are obsessed with Costco: Part 1

This is Part 1 of a 2-part series:

10 ways to know that you are obsessed with Costco:

(note:these are not autobiographical…yet…😜)

1. You bought a truck just so you can transport your purchases from Costco.

2. You are greeted at the entrance of your most frequented Costco by name and told where the new “97” (for info on “97”, see https://cruisingcostco.wordpress.com/2015/12/18/price-endings-are-not-random/) items are located.

3. You have a series of baggies filled with $1.50 in change to spend on the hot dog/soda combo deal.

4. You have replaced your cereal bowls with punch bowls in order to fit the mass quantities of blueberries and strawberries you bought before they go bad.

5. You get excited when you have leftovers because you can try to make a dent in the enormous roll of aluminum foil.

6. When you call your son, before you even say “hello”, he says “no, dad, I don’t need anything from Costco.”

7. If toilet paper ever went out of production,  you wouldn’t have to worry for at least a year.

8. When you look at Apartments/condos/houses, your first priority is enough closet space for your Costco products.

9. You have perfected the art of simultaneously maneuvering a huge cart, shopping, and eating a frozen yogurt.

10. When you go on vacation, you are more excited to visit the local Costco for different products than you are to see the typical tourist attractions.

Others?

Stay tuned for part 2: 10 ways to know your children spend too much time in Costco!